Flying is becoming evermore messy…

What goes up…must come down. And so it also goes with travel trends. Of late, flying away from it all keeps getting unpleasant press. And as one who’s flown some lately, that doesn’t help the already hectic and uncomfortable experience that most of us encounter. Let us count some ways…

• Airlines wedge solo flyers

As a frequent solo traveler, this one really chafes my ass, even when not in a tiny airline seat. Yep, the jerks running the airlines (or A.I. CEOs, who knows?) have often been charging solo travelers twice (or more) than the cost of buying 2 tickets. Why? Because they can—and even admit to intentionally bilking the business traveler. As I attempt to avoid profanity: It ain’t right!

• Airline crashes smashing all records

Depending on your source (and date, as the numbers keeps rising), there have been, hmmm, ~100 crashes so far, and ~200 deaths. Oh sure, they keep saying that flight is safe! And one can still make that case. Nonetheless, this is already the worst year ever. And we’re not even halfway there.

• Newark flight systems go way dark

Miraculously, there have been no catastrophes in Newark or the area. But the airport has experienced several systems crashes. That means NO COMMUNICATION between the pilots and the towers—in one of the busiest airports and most dense populations in America. Meanwhile, Trump & Co keep firing the very people responsible for our safety. As one who has used that airport dozens of times, yeah, I’m scared.

• Flight delays are going up, up, up

Again, sources vary (especially when you define countries/regions). But one source puts the delays increase at 54% this year. They blame weather, overcrowded everything, staff shortages, and (again) the USA government funding chain-sawing allegedly wasteful jobs. My advice: Travel heavy—bring extra snacks, water, entertainment, and anti-anxiety meds.

• Euros and Canadians are boycotting America 

Gosh, they’re really mad at us. The good news is that might mean fewer travelers! The bad news is others are hating on us. And we’ll miss the bazillions they spend visiting the Statue of Liberty, Golden Gate Bridge, and hospitality businesses.

• Americans are often scorned when abroad

The media is all over this (except some, like FOX). But I have heard personally from MANY people that you WILL be shamed, insulted, and possibly attacked as an American visiting other lands. One friend had to make a hasty exit from a bar in Canada or risk getting beat up. So think twice about where you vacation. And maybe leave the MAGA hat at home.

We could also discuss the economy, the inflation that is making going anywhere (and doing anything) cost more, and the train wreck of options (like lack of train travel in many places) that force flying to be your only option. But really, this is enough ranting for today.

So in parting, may we all be patient and hope for clearer skies ahead. Meanwhile, enjoy your staycation!